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Category: HUMOR & FUN
Tags: Humor Fun Laughter

They were sent to me via E-Mail and I thought you also will have a bit fun and read them. Feel free to add other One Liners in the comments in case you remember one you have seen somewhere out there. SiNeh~

Did I read that sign right?
 
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW 
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT


In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS


In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
 
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD 
 

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) 
      
 
  
 Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say? 
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. 
It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! 
They put in a correction the next day.
 
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 
Now that's taking things a bit far! 
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 
What a guy! 
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death 
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile 
Ya think?! 
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought! 
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something! 
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge! 
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 
Weren't they fat enough?! 
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken? 
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again! 
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 
Boy, are they tall! 
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And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 
Did I read that right?

 

 

Corbett Report: Interview 983 – Financial Survival - Technocracy, Eugenics, and Depopulation
Category: Corbett Report
Tags: Corbett Report Interviews Bill Gates depopulation eugenics technocracy

Interview 983 – Financial Survival: Technocracy, Eugenics, and Depopulation

Corbett12/18/2014

Every week James joins Alfred Adask on Financial Survival to discuss politics, economy and society. This week they discuss rule by technocrats, the driving ideology of eugenics, and depopulation…Bill Gates style.

SHOW NOTES:

ObamaCare architect Jonathan Gruber vs Eric Hoffer

Bill Gates Talks About Death Panels

Bill Gates discusses Planned Parenthood with Bill Moyers

Bertrand Russell quote on scientific societies

“The Next Million Years” by Charles Galton Darwin

Why The Future Doesn’t Need Us

Gates and Common Core

History of Rex84/Police State/Martial Law Planning

“Doomsday Seed Vault” in the Arctic

 

Obama may be looking to take Cuba off the terrorist countries list... Tags: Obama Cuba Terrorism USA CUBA

Obama may be looking to take Cuba off the terrorist countries list...

But who is going to take the US off it?

The CIA's (and George Bush Sr's) favorite Cuban terrorist.

But he's our terrorist

US protects CIA-trained terrorist

Luis Posada Carriles

Murder innocent people? No problem.

Lie to US immigration (Homeland Security)? You're in jail.

83 year old Carriles has been a busy beaver:

Countless terrorist attacks on civilians in Cuba and other Latin American countries, Bay of Pigs veteran, Iran Contra figure, assassin of Chilean politician on the streets of Washington DC, maybe even involved the JFK assassination.

And the string that ties all these activities together: Long-time buddy of George Bush Sr.

"Posada has openly threathened that if he were to be deported to Venezuela, he would be forced to disclose information which could comprimise the United States."

Apparently this gentleman hasn't been paying attention to what happens to friends of George Bush Sr. who get too big for their britches (ex. Manuel Noriega and Barry Seal.) Carriles should count his blessings he's getting the Noriega treatment.

 

 

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